YOU SAID:
sometimes saltines taste like complete and utter garbage if you are in a bad mood
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あなたが悪い気分になっていると、時には塩味が完全で完全なごみのような味をする
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When you feel bad, sometimes saltiness tastes like complete and perfect garbage
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが悪いと感じると、時には完璧なゴミのような塩味の味がする
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When you feel bad you sometimes taste like a perfect garbage in salty taste
INTO JAPANESE
塩味で味完璧なゴミのようが時々 悪く感じるとき
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Perfect salty taste, like the garbage that sometimes feel bad when
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完璧な塩辛い味、時にゴミのような感じ悪い
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Salty taste of perfection, when trash like bad
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完璧なゴミのように悪いときの塩味
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Salty taste of the perfect garbage so bad when
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完璧なゴミの塩辛い味悪いとき
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When the salty taste of the perfect garbage bad
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とき悪い完璧なゴミの塩味
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When salty taste of the perfect garbage bad
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塩辛いとき悪い完璧なゴミの味
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Taste salty when perfect trash
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味の塩辛いとき完璧なゴミ
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Taste salty when perfect trash
That didn't even make that much sense in English.