YOU SAID:
sometimes me say to myself what is friend, then me say to myself a friend is someone to share the last cookie with
INTO JAPANESE
時々私は自分自身に友達とは何かを言う、そして私は自分自身に友達が最後のクッキーを共有する人であると言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I tell myself something to my friends, and I tell myself that my friends are the ones who share the last cookie
INTO JAPANESE
時々私は私の友人に私自身に何かを言う、そして私は私の友人が最後のクッキーを共有するものであることを私自身に言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I say something to myself to my friends, and I tell myself that my friends are the last to share cookies
INTO JAPANESE
時々私は私の友人に自分自身に何かを言います、そして私は私の友人がクッキーを共有する最後のものであることを私自身に言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I tell myself something to myself, and I tell myself that my friend is the last thing to share a cookie
INTO JAPANESE
時々私は自分自身に自分自身に何かを言います、そして私は私の友人がクッキーを共有する最後のものであると自分自身に言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I tell myself something to myself, and I tell myself that my friend is the last one to share a cookie
INTO JAPANESE
時々私は自分自身に自分自身に何かを言います、そして私は私の友人がクッキーを共有する最後のものであることを自分自身に言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I tell myself something to myself, and I tell myself that my friend is the last one to share a cookie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.