YOU SAID:
sometimes i want to eat cardboard
INTO JAPANESE
ダン ボールを食べたい時
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dan: you want to eat the ball
INTO JAPANESE
ダン: ボールを食べたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dan: you want to eat a ball.
INTO JAPANESE
ダン: あなたは、ボールを食べたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dan: you want to eat the ball.
INTO JAPANESE
ダン: あなたは、ボールを食べたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dan: you want to eat the ball.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.