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sometimes i turn into poo and eat myself so i did today but i fell in the mud so instead of eating yummy poo it tasted like dirty poo with mold and grass

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時々私はうんちになって自分で食べるので今日私は泥に落ちましたのでおいしいうんちを食べる代わりにそれはカビと草で汚れたうんちのような味がしました

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Sometimes I fell in poop and eat myself so today I fell into the mud so instead of eating a tasty poop it tasted like moldy and grassy poop

INTO JAPANESE

時々私はうんちに落ちて自分で食べるので今日は泥の中に落ちたのでおいしいうんちを食べる代わりにカビや草のようなうんち

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Sometimes I fall in poo and eat by myself so today I fell in the mud so instead of eating delicious poo, moldy or grassy poo

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時々私はうんちに落ちて一人で食べるので今日は泥に落ちました

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Sometimes I fall in poop and eat alone, so today I fell into the mud

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たまに倒れて一人で食べることもあるので、今日は泥の中に落ちました

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Sometimes I fall down and eat alone, so I fell into the mud today

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たまに倒れて一人で食べることもあるので、今日は泥沼に落ちました

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Sometimes I fall down and eat alone, so I fell into a bog today

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たまに倒れて一人で食べるので、今日は沼に落ちました

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Sometimes I fall down and eat alone, so I fell into the swamp today

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たまに倒れて一人で食べるので今日は沼に落ちました

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Sometimes I fall down and eat alone, so today I fell into a swamp

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たまに倒れて一人で食べるので、今日は沼に落ちました

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Sometimes I fall down and eat alone, so I fell into the swamp today

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たまに倒れて一人で食べるので今日は沼に落ちました

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Sometimes I fall down and eat alone, so today I fell into a swamp