YOU SAID:
sometimes i obi wan kanobi your mom in the kitchen and she eats money and sips socks
INTO JAPANESE
時々私はあなたのお母さんが台所でお母さんを食べて、彼女がお金を食べて靴下をすすります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I eat your mom in the kitchen, she eats money and socks
INTO JAPANESE
時々私は台所であなたのお母さんを食べます、彼女はお金と靴下を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I eat your mom in the kitchen, she eats money and socks
You should move to Japan!