YOU SAID:
Sometimes I'm sad and just like to get naked and watch Nickelodeon
INTO JAPANESE
時には私は悲しくて、裸になってニコロデオンを見るのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I am sad and like to watch Nickolodeon naked
INTO JAPANESE
時々私は悲しみ、ニコロデオンの裸を見るのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I like to look sad, see Nickelodeon naked
INTO JAPANESE
ときどき私は悲しいように見えますが、裸のニコロデオン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I look sad, but naked Nickelodeon
INTO JAPANESE
時には私は悲しそうに見えるが、裸のNickelodeon
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I look sad, but naked Nickelodeon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.