YOU SAID:
Sometimes I just feel like drinking bleach and wasting my life masturbating to cartoons.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 私は漂白剤を飲むと人生が漫画に自慰行為を無駄のような感じ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes I drink bleach and life in cartoons masturbating waste like feel.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 感じるような廃棄物を自慰行為の漫画で、漂白剤と人生を飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Masturbating cartoon on waste sometimes feel, drink bleach and life.
INTO JAPANESE
廃棄物の漫画を時々 自慰行為を感じる、漂白剤と生活を飲みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Drink the bleach manga waste sometimes feel to masturbate, and life.
INTO JAPANESE
ブリーチ マンガ廃棄物は時々 自慰行為を感じる飲み物と生活。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bleach manga waste and drink sometimes masturbate to feel life.
INTO JAPANESE
ブリーチ マンガ廃棄物や飲み物時々 人生を感じ自慰行為を。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bleach manga waste and drink sometimes feel life masturbating.
INTO JAPANESE
ブリーチ マンガ廃棄物や飲み物時々 生活の自慰行為に感じる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bleach manga waste and drink sometimes feel life masturbating.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.