YOU SAID:
Sometimes I feel like my entire life is a train wreck happening in slow motion
INTO JAPANESE
時には私の人生はスローモーションで起こっている電車の惨事であるように感じる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes my life seems to be a train catastrophe occurring in slow motion
INTO JAPANESE
時には私の人生はスローモーションで発生する電車の大惨事のようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes my life seems to be a train catastrophe occurring in slow motion
That didn't even make that much sense in English.