YOU SAID:

Sometimes I eat with the crazy person who lives next door, but I digress. Have you any idea where the hotel is? Where is the hotel?

INTO JAPANESE

時々、隣に住んでいる頭のおかしい人と食事をすることもありますが、話はそれます。ホテルがどこにあるか分かりますか？ホテルはどこですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Occasionally, I have dinner with the crazy guy who lives next door, but that's a different story. Do you know where the hotel is? Where is the hotel?

INTO JAPANESE

時々、隣に住んでいるクレイジーな男と夕食を食べますが、それは別の話です。ホテルがどこにあるか知っていますか？ホテルはどこですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I have dinner with the crazy guy who lives next door, but that's another story. Do you know where the hotel is? Where is the hotel?

INTO JAPANESE

時々、隣に住んでいるクレイジーな男と夕食を食べることもありますが、それはまた別の話です。ホテルがどこにあるか知っていますか？ホテルはどこですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I have dinner with the crazy guy who lives next door, but that's another story. Do you know where the hotel is? Where is the hotel?