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Sometimes at work i get very bored, so i touch myself. Usually giraffes are present and watching. I would really like a doughnut smothered on my face right now.
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時々 非常に退屈で、だから私はタッチ myself。通常キリンが存在し、見ています。私は本当に今私の顔に窒息させるドーナツを思います。
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Sometimes very boring, so I touch myself. And usually have a giraffe and looked at. I really think the Donuts now choking on my face.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。通常、キリンがあるし、見た。私は本当に今私の顔に窒息ドーナツと思います。
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Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. Seen, and usually have a giraffe. I really think doughnuts smothered in my face now.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。見ると、キリンが通常として。私は本当にドーナツが今私の顔に包まれてと思います。
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Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As the giraffe usually. I think I really now enveloped in the face of my donut.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。私は本当に思う今私のドーナツの顔に包まれて。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. I really think now wrapped up in the face of my donut.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。私は本当に私のドーナツの顔に包まれて今と思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. Now I think, I really wrapped my donut face.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。私が思うに、今私は本当に私のドーナツの顔を包んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. I think, now I really wrapped my donut face.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。私が思うに、今私本当に包まれた私のドーナツの顔。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. I think that now I really wrapped my donut face.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。今、私は本当に私のドーナツの顔を包んだと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. I think now, I dressed in my donut face really.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。私は本当に私のドーナツの顔で着て今、思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. I dressed in my donut face really, now, I think.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。今私は本当に、私のドーナツの顔格好と思います。
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Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. Now I think my donut face look, really.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。今私のドーナツの顔と本当に思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. Now really think my donut face.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。今私のドーナツの顔と思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. Now I think my donut face.
INTO JAPANESE
時々 非常に退屈なので私はタッチ myself。として通常のキリン。今私のドーナツの顔と思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sometimes very boring so I touch myself. As a normal giraffe. Now I think my donut face.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.