YOU SAID:
Sometime I go into the garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I am a potato.
INTO JAPANESE
いつか私は庭に行って自分を土で覆い、私はジャガイモのふりをしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day I go to the garden and cover myself with dirt, and I pretend to be potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、私は庭に行き、自分自身を土で覆い、ジャガイモのふりをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, I go to the garden, cover myself with soil, and pretend to be potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、私は庭に行き、土で自分を覆い、ジャガイモのふりをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, I go to the garden, cover myself with soil, and pretend to be potatoes.
You should move to Japan!