YOU SAID:

Something came in the mail today, deez nuts

INTO JAPANESE

今日何か郵便が来てた、マジで

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got something in the mail today, seriously.

INTO JAPANESE

今日、郵便で何かが届きました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I received something in the mail today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日郵便で何かを受け取りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I received something in the mail today.