YOU SAID:
Someone told me that laptops are actually hot dogs made of iron and that everyone is depressed.
INTO JAPANESE
ラップトップは実際には鉄でできたホットドッグであり、誰もが落ち込んでいると誰かが私に言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone told me that the laptop is actually a hot dog made of iron and everyone is depressed.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私にラップトップは実際には鉄で作られたホットドッグであり、誰もが落ち込んでいると言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone told me that the laptop is actually a hot dog made of iron and everyone is depressed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.