YOU SAID:
Someone shoot me in the foot with a potato
INTO JAPANESE
誰かはジャガイモと足で私を撃つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone shoot me legs with potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは私にジャガイモと脚を撃つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone shoot me a leg with potato
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは私にジャガイモと脚を撃つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone shoot me a leg with potato
That didn't even make that much sense in English.