YOU SAID:
Someone pushed my last can of beans off a cliff
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私の最後の缶の豆を崖から押し出した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone pushed my last can of beans off the cliff
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私の最後の豆の缶を崖から押し出した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone pushed my last can of beans off the cliff
That didn't even make that much sense in English.