YOU SAID:
Someone please take me home.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私を家に連れて行ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone take me home.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私を家に連れて行ってくれます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone will take me home.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私を家に連れて行ってくれるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone will take me home.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.