YOU SAID:
Someone please help me I'm having a heart attack
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは攻撃心を抱えている私を助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Would someone please help me have a heart attack.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが心臓発作を持って私を助けてくださいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think someone has a heart attack, please help me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰かが私を助けてください、心臓発作と思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please, help me someone I think heart attack.
INTO JAPANESE
心臓発作だと思う誰か私を助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me someone who's heart attack.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か助けてください誰が心臓発作。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me someone who's heart attack.
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