YOU SAID:
Someone please help me from this existential crisis
INTO JAPANESE
誰かはこの実存的危機から助けてください。
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Would someone please help me from this existential crisis.
INTO JAPANESE
この実存的危機からの私を助けるだろう誰か。
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Would help me from this existential crisis out someone.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かこの実存的危機から私に役立つでしょう。
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From this existential crisis or who can help me?
INTO JAPANESE
この実存的危機や誰が私を助けることができるか。
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This existential crisis or who can help me?
INTO JAPANESE
この実存的な危機や誰が私を助けることができますか?
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This existential crisis or who can help me?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.