YOU SAID:
SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET TOLD YOU THAT THIS SECRET MESSAGE WAS HERE, DIDN'T THEY? WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY VASTLY UNDERWHELMED. BECASUE THERE IS NOTHING HERE. WAIT, SOMEONE TOLD YOU THAT THERE WAS A REALLY POWERFUL GOD WEAPON BEHIND THE SIGN? NO, THAT'S A LIE. THERE NOTHING HERE. WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, DON'T GO BACK THERE! THERE'S NOTHING BACK THERE! I SWEAR!
INTO JAPANESE
インターネット上で誰かが彼らはDID NOT、この秘密のメッセージがここにいたことをあなたに言いましたか?さて、あなたはおそらく非常にがっかりしています。 BECASUE HEREは何もありません。 WAIT、誰かがSIGN BEHIND本当に強力GODの武器があったことを言いましたか?いいえ、それはうそです。あちこちNOTHING。 WAIT、何をやっていますか? NO、戻ってそこに行ってはいけません! BACK NOTHING Tはありません
You've done this before, haven't you.