YOU SAID:
Someone made me so sad one time that I ate a bagel and it tasted like gibberish so I threw gibberish at people's gibberish
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私をベーグルを食べ、そしてそれがちんぷんかんぷんのように味わったように私をとても悲しくさせたので私は人々のちんぷんかんぷんでちんぷんかんぷんを投げた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I threw people down, because someone made me so sad that they ate me a bagel and tasted like it.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私をとてもベーシックにして食べたのでとてもおいしくしたので、私は人を投げ捨てた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I threw people away because somebody ate me so basic and so delicious.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私をとても基本的でとても美味しく食べたので、私は人々を捨てました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I abandoned people because somebody ate me so basic and so delicious.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私をとても基本的でとても美味しく食べたので、私は人を見捨てました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I abandoned people because somebody ate me so basic and so delicious.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.