YOU SAID:
Someone Getting Drunk and Taping Crayons to Their Feet Could Write Better Than You
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが酔っ払って自分の足にクレヨンをテーピングすると、あなたよりも上手く書くことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can write better than you if someone is drunk and taps crayons on their feet.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが酔っていてクレヨンをタップしているなら、あなたはあなたよりも上手に書くことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If someone is drunk and tapping a crayon, you can write better than you.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが酔ってクレヨンを叩いているなら、あなたはあなたより良い文章を書くことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If someone is drunk and beating crayons, you can write better sentences than you.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが酔ってクレヨンを叩いているならば、あなたはあなたより良い文を書くことができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If someone is drunk and beating crayons, you can write better sentences than you.
You've done this before, haven't you.