YOU SAID:
Someone find me a baby seal to club.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは私にクラブにアザラシの赤ちゃんを見つけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone find my baby seal Club.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは、私の赤ちゃんシール クラブを見つけます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone find my baby seal Club.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.