YOU SAID:
Someone died on my couch
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私のソファに死んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone is dead on my couch
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが死んで私のソファ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone is dead my couch
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが死んで私のソファ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone is dead my couch
Come on, you can do better than that.