YOU SAID:

Someone ate my cat and she tried to burn down my house. I know it was a woman because I found lipstick on my husband. Oh, and she is cheating with my husband

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私の猫を食べ、彼女は私の家を焼き尽くそうとしました。私は夫に口紅を見つけたので、それは女性だと分かっています。ああ、彼女は私の夫と浮気している

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone ate my cat and she tried to burn my house. I have found a lipstick on my husband, so I know it is a woman. Oh, she's cheating with my husband

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私の猫を食べ、彼女は私の家を燃やそうとしました。私は夫に口紅を見つけたので、それは女性だと分かっています。ああ、彼女は私の夫と浮気している

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone ate my cat and she tried to burn my house. I have found a lipstick on my husband, so I know it is a woman. Oh, she's cheating with my husband