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someday i will be the tallest man in the world and i will die because i would hit my head everytime i step in a car i will be excrement

INTO JAPANESE

いつか私は世界で最も背の高い男になり、私は排泄物になる車に足を踏み入れるたびに頭を打つだろうので、私は死ぬだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someday I will be the tallest man in the world and I will die because I will hit my head every time I step into a car that becomes excrement

INTO JAPANESE

いつか私は世界で最も背の高い男になり、排泄物になる車に足を踏み入れるたびに頭を打つので、私は死ぬだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someday I will die because I will be the tallest man in the world and hit my head every time I step into a car that becomes excrement

INTO JAPANESE

いつか私は世界で最も背の高い男になり、排泄物になる車に足を踏み入れるたびに頭を打つので、私は死ぬだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someday I will die because I will be the tallest man in the world and hit my head every time I step into a car that becomes excrement