YOU SAID:
somebody touched my spaghetti and is currently in the aforementioned house
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私のスパゲティに触れたし、前述の家は現在、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And someone touched my spaghetti House earlier today,
INTO JAPANESE
以前の今日、私のスパゲッティ家に触れた誰か
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone mentioned earlier today, my spaghetti House
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが言及以前の今日、私のスパゲッティ家
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone mentioned earlier today, my spaghetti House
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