YOU SAID:
somebody please kill me before i kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
誰か、私が自殺する前に私を殺してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Somebody, please kill me before I kill myself.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か、私が自殺する前に私を殺してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Somebody, please kill me before I kill myself.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.