YOU SAID:
Somebody once told the world was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
INTO JAPANESE
かつて世界を語った誰かは、私のロールするつもりだった。俺は小屋で鮮明なツールです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone once said the world was going to roll me. My hut is sharpest tool.
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