YOU SAID:
somebody once told me the world was gonna rule me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed
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誰かがかつて世界が私を支配するつもりだったと言った
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Someone once said that the world was going to dominate me
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誰かがかつて世界が私を支配するだろうと言った
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Someone once said that the world would rule me
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誰かがかつて世界が私を支配すると言った
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Someone once said that the world would rule me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.