YOU SAID:
Somebody once told me the world was going to roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an l on her forehead
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは一度世界は私ではない私の小屋で鮮明なツールをロールするつもりだった私に言った。彼女は見ていたダムのような彼女の指と l の形をした彼女の親指で彼女の額に
You love that! Don't you?