YOU SAID:

somebody once told me the world was about to show me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがかつて私に、世界は小屋で最も鋭い道具を見せようとしていると言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone once told me that the world is trying to show the sharpest tools in the hut

INTO JAPANESE

世界は小屋で最も鋭い道具を見せようとしていると誰かがかつて私に言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone once told me that the world is trying to show the sharpest tools in the hut