YOU SAID:
Somebody once told me the world is pepperoni.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは一度世界はペパロニを私に言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone once said the world pepperoni to me.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは、私に世界ペパロニを一度言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you know who?
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you know who?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.