YOU SAID:
somebody once told me the world is gonna row me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが一度私に言った世界は私を流すつもりだ私は小屋の中で最も鋭い道具ではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The world once someone told me I'm going to flush me I'm not the sharpest instrument in the cabin
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私を洗い流すつもりだと言われたら世界は私がキャビンの中で最も鋭い楽器ではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The world is not the sharpest instrument in the cabin if someone says it's going to flush me
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私を洗い流そうとしていると言ったら世界はキャビンの中で最も鋭い楽器ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The world is not the sharpest instrument in the cabin if someone says it's going to flush me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.