YOU SAID:

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かは一度世界が私のロールに起こっている私に言った。 俺は小屋で鮮明なツールです。 彼女は彼女の額に彼女の指と"L"の形をした彼女の親指でダムのような探していた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone said to me once the world going to my role. My hut is sharpest tool. She was with her on her forehead and her fingers with "L"-shaped thumb like dam was looking for.