YOU SAID:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb. In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは一度世界が私のロールに起こっている私に言った。 俺は小屋で鮮明なツールです。 彼女は、彼女の指と彼女の親指でダムのような探していた。 彼女の額に"L"の形。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone said to me once the world going to my role. My hut is sharpest tool. She, like dumb with her finger and her thumb was looking for. Her forehead "L" shape.
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