YOU SAID:
somebody once told me the world is gonna rol me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが一度私に世界が私に小屋の中で最も鋭い道具を使わないつもりだと私に言ったと言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone once told me that the world told me not to use the sharpest tool in the cabin
INTO JAPANESE
誰かがかつて私に、世界が私にキャビンで最も鋭い道具を使わないように言ったと言ったと言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone once told me that the world told me not to use the sharpest tool in the cabin
That didn't even make that much sense in English.