YOU SAID:
somebody once told me that bobs my uncle
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが一度私の叔父の bobs 私言った
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Someone once told me my uncle bobs
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは一度私に私の叔父の bobs を言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone told me my uncle bobs again
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私に私の叔父 bobs をもう一度言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone told me my uncle bobs again
Come on, you can do better than that.