YOU SAID:
somebody once told me HANDS OFF MY MACARONI Ohio pasta thief found dead
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私にマカロニを手放したと言ったオハイオ州のパスタ泥棒が死んでいるのを見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone told me I had let go of macaroni I found a pasta thief in Ohio dead
INTO JAPANESE
誰かがマカロニを手放したと言って、オハイオ州で死んだパスタ泥棒を見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone found a dead pasta thief in Ohio saying he had let go of macaroni
INTO JAPANESE
誰かがオハイオ州でマカロニを手放したと言って死んだパスタ泥棒を見つけました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone found a dead pasta thief in Ohio saying he had let go of macaroni
That didn't even make that much sense in English.