YOU SAID:
somebody once told me hands off my macaroni mil wake pasta bandit found deaaaadSomebody Once Told Me
INTO JAPANESE
誰かがかつて私に言った、私のマカロニに手を出さないで、パスタの強盗が死体で発見された、誰かがかつて私に言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone once told me, don't touch my macaroni, a pasta robber was found dead, someone once told me
INTO JAPANESE
誰かがかつて私に言った、私のマカロニに触るな、パスタ強盗が死体で発見された、誰かがかつて私に言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone once told me, don't touch my macaroni, a pasta robber was found dead, someone once told me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.