YOU SAID:

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni I hit the sheriffs dog with a paintbrush

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私のマカロニを手渡すと私は絵筆で保安官犬を殴ったと言った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone handed me my macaroni and said I hit the sheriff dog with a brush.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私に私のマカロニを手渡し、私はブラシで保安官犬を殴ったと言いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone handed me my macaroni and said I hit the sheriff dog with a brush.