YOU SAID:
somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni
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誰か私に言った、一度私のマカロニを手します。
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Once told me someone my macaroni hands the.
INTO JAPANESE
誰か私に話した私のマカロニの手。
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Hand told me someone my macaroni.
INTO JAPANESE
手の誰か私のマカロニに言った。
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Someone hand me macaroni said.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは私のマカロニを手は言った。
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Someone said hand my macaroni.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが言った手私のマカロニです。
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Somebody told me that is hand me macaroni.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは私にマカロニを手が私に言った。
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Someone told me hand is macaroni to me.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かの手が私にマカロニと言った。
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Someone told me and macaroni.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かは、私とマカロニを語った。
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Someone told me and macaroni.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.