YOU SAID:
somebody once told me hands of my macaroni, the pasta bandit was then found dead
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私のマカロニの手を教えてくれて、パスタ盗賊が死んでいるのを発見した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone taught me my macaroni hand and found the pasta bandit dead
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私のマカロニの手を教えて、パスタの盗賊が死んでいるのを見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone taught my macaroni hand and found the pasta bandit dead
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私のマカロニの手を教えて、パスタ盗賊が死んでいるのを見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone taught my macaroni hand and found the pasta bandits dead
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが私のマカロニの手を教えて、パスタ盗賊が死んでいるのを見つけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone taught my macaroni hand and found the pasta bandits dead
That didn't even make that much sense in English.