YOU SAID:
Somebody needs something.
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誰かは何か必要があります。
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Someone must do something.
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誰か何とかして!
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Someone somehow!
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誰かどういうわけか!
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So if someone somehow!
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もし誰かがどういうわけか!
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If someone is or not!
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もし誰かがまたはない!
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If someone is or not!
Well done, yes, well done!