YOU SAID:
Somebody is eating my American cheese burger with no meat or cheese that cures cancer.
INTO JAPANESE
肉も癌を治すチーズも入っていない私のアメリカンチーズバーガーを誰かが食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone is eating my American cheeseburger with no meat and no cancer-curing cheese.
INTO JAPANESE
肉も癌を治すチーズも入っていない私のアメリカンチーズバーガーを誰かが食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Someone is eating my American cheeseburger with no meat and no cancer-curing cheese.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.