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Some kid told me to "get good" so I slapped him in his stupid little face with a bat with nails in it

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何人かの子供が私に「良くなる」と言ったので、私は彼の愚かな小さな顔に釘が入ったコウモリを叩きました

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Some kids told me to "get better", so I hit a bat with a nail in his stupid little face

INTO JAPANESE

何人かの子供が私に「良くなる」と言ったので、私は彼の愚かな小さな顔に釘でバットを打ちました

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Some kids told me to "get better", so I nailed his stupid little face with a bat

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何人かの子供が私に「良くなる」と言ったので、私は彼の愚かな小さな顔をバットで釘付けにしました

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Some kids told me to "get better", so I nailed his stupid little face with a bat