YOU SAID:
Some guy killed me once, but we're cool. He's like, my boyfriend now, so... We're maybe getting married soon, too. I'm even pregnant with his baby. It's a boy and we're very happy.
INTO JAPANESE
何人かの男が私を一度殺しましたが、私たちは冷静です。彼は私のボーイフレンドのようなものなので、すぐに結婚することもあります。私は彼の赤ちゃんと一緒に妊娠しています。それは男の子で、とても幸せです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Some men killed me once, but we are calm. He is like my boyfriend, so I get married right away. I am pregnant with his baby. It is a boy and I am very happy.
INTO JAPANESE
一度私を殺した人もいますが、私たちは落ち着いています。彼は私のボーイフレンドのようなので、すぐに結婚します。私は彼の赤ちゃんと妊娠しています。それは少年です。私はとても幸せです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Some people killed me once, but we are calm. He is like my boyfriend so he gets married soon. I am pregnant with his baby. That is a boy. I am very happy.
INTO JAPANESE
一度私を殺した人もいますが、私たちは落ち着いています。彼は私のボーイフレンドのようなのですぐに結婚する。私は彼の赤ちゃんと妊娠しています。それは少年です。私はとても幸せです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Some people killed me once, but we are calm. He is like my boyfriend so he gets married soon. I am pregnant with his baby. That is a boy. I am very happy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.