YOU SAID:
Some drunk guy ate my lunch
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ランチデートの予定がありました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, look, there's my lunch date.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ランチデートの予定がありました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, look, there's my lunch date.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.