YOU SAID:
So, well, today was really boring, so i'll travel to Paris! I'll be really awesome, you know?
INTO JAPANESE
それで、今日は本当に退屈だったので、パリに行きます!私は本当にすごいよ、あなたは知っている?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So, today was really boring, so I will go to Paris! I'm really amazing, do you know?
INTO JAPANESE
それで、今日は本当に退屈だったので、私はパリに行きます!本当にすごいよ、ご存知ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I went to Paris because today was really boring! Really great, do you know?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は本当につまらないのでパリに行きました。本当にすごい、知ってる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to Paris today because it was so boring. Really great, do you know?
INTO JAPANESE
それはとても退屈だったので今日私はパリに行きました。本当にすごい、知ってる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to Paris today because it was so boring. Really great, do you know?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.