YOU SAID:
So today Mia came home and looked like a boy so we gave her a beard made out of melted chocolate peanut butter chip ice cream and elliott threw up
INTO JAPANESE
だから今日ミアは家に帰ってきて、男の子のように見えたので、私たちは彼女に溶けたチョコレートピーナッツバターチップアイスクリームで作られたひげを与え、エリオットが吐いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today Mia came home and looked like a boy, so we gave her a beard made of melted chocolate peanut butter chip ice cream, and Elliott vomited
INTO JAPANESE
だから今日ミアは家に帰ってきて、男の子のように見えたので、私たちは彼女に溶けたチョコレートピーナッツバターチップアイスクリームで作られたひげを与え、エリオットは嘔吐しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today Mia came home and looked like a boy, so we gave her a beard made of melted chocolate peanut butter chip ice cream, and Elliott vomited
That didn't even make that much sense in English.