YOU SAID:
So, today I went to school and my crazy teacher told me I need to go back to home, so I slapped her.
INTO JAPANESE
それで、今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私が家に戻る必要があると私に言いました、それで私は彼女を平手打ちしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher told me I needed to get home, so I slapped her.
INTO JAPANESE
それで今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私が家に帰る必要があると言ったので、私は彼女を平手打ちした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher told me I needed to go home so I slapped her.
INTO JAPANESE
それで今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私が彼女を平手打ちしたので家に帰る必要があると私に言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher told me I needed to go home as I slapped her.
INTO JAPANESE
それで今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私が彼女を平手打ちしながら家に帰る必要があると私に言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher told me I needed to get home while slapping her.
INTO JAPANESE
それで今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私が彼女を叩きながら家に帰る必要があると私に言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher told me I needed to go home clapping her.
INTO JAPANESE
それで今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私に彼女をたたかせて家に帰る必要があると言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher said I needed to strike her and need to go home.
INTO JAPANESE
それで今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私が彼女を殴る必要があり家に帰る必要があると言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher said I needed to get home to need to hit her.
INTO JAPANESE
それで今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私が彼女を打つために家に帰る必要があると言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher said I needed to go home to hit her.
INTO JAPANESE
それで今日私は学校に行き、私の狂った先生は私が彼女を打つために家に帰る必要があると言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So today I went to school and my crazy teacher said I needed to go home to hit her.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.